Hello everyone! My name is Lisa, though a lot of my friends call me Cat. Why? Because felines are my favorite animals. I'm an anime fan, my favorites being Inuyasha and the Tenchi series. I also am a BtVS fan and recently a Blade the Series fan as well. And I LOVE cartoons. I love to act, I'm a writer mostly, I love to write. Poems, stories, fanfics... I write them all, most of my stories are dark though. I'm a rather unique combonation of so-called "Labels". I'm perky and yet I love things dark and gorey, I'm cheery yet I'm sadistic. Therefore I don't believe in labels. I also enjoy photographing things. I'm generally a fun girl, I love to have fun and sometimes I don't make much sense, which isn't often. I can be serious when need and when I need a stress reliever I turn on Disney Channel, Nick or Cartoon Network. Some people drink, some people smoke, I watch silly cartoons. There's probably more about me, but I think I covered it. If there's anything else you'd like to know, chat with me.
Three words. Old. Lady. Smackdown!posted Sep 16th 2009, 4:47PM
Mood: Hyper
Today I went to work and the funniest thing in the world happened. Two old women got into it in line.
Never before had I had to break up two old ladies. Here's how it started.
It was earlier this morning and they were standing in line, one had a basket and the other had a couple of items. Keep in mind, these women have to be in their 80s--white hair, huge floral print clothes, the normal Grandma type. The one with the couple of items tapped on the other old woman's shoulder and demanded in what I guess is a Polish accent, "You let me in front of you."
The other woman said, "No, I just got a hip replacement. I can't stand that long," in a very irritated voice.
The foreign woman--I don't know if she was Polish or not, but she WAS foreign--then said, "I only have two things!"
Her reply was, "She's fast, you'll get out in plenty of time," and then proceeded to be rung up and cashed out by my manager.
Before the woman could head out the door, the foreign woman glared at my manager and threw the money at her as though my manager should have made the other woman give up her spot in line. Then she rushed at the old woman and pushed her!
The old woman then took her cane and smacked the foreign woman with it in her shoulder!
We couldn't really let it go any further after that so we broke it up.
I NEVER had to break to old women up! It was funny as hell.
Then a couple of hours later, the foreign woman came back yelling that my manager overcharged her. I showed her the price she paid was in fact the right price, so she gets huffy and demands a refund. I don't know why, but this old biddy REALLY wanted to fight.
At any rate--and I know that it's horrible that I got such a kick out of seeing two grannies fight--I was beaming the rest of the day and told everyone I knew about the Old Lady Smackdown.
Wow ... that's somethin. Most of my friends who are online live across the country. Namely my best friend who lived in Texas. He dropped out, got his GED and moved on with his life
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
14 people that you really care about, including the person that
sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
luved
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